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Discussion in 'Sports and World News' started by Tornado, May 27, 2015.

  1. Tornado

    Tornado Superiore

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    @mods, please merge this thread if already similar one exists.
    Guys and gals if any, please post jokes here so that members here can bust some stress whenever they feel like. Try to avoid posting funny pics.
    I will start with few which I know.



    Hubby goes to a party, drinks heavily.

    At 1 am, he calls up his wife on phone.

    Hubby : Darling ,I can't come home today, someone has stolen steering wheel, gear and pedals of our car.

    Wife : ok, lodge the complaint with police, we will have to claim the insurance.


    Hubby calls up again within ten minutes.

    Hubby : Darling, I am coming back home soon.

    Wife : Why? You need to lodge the complaint first about the theft.

    Hubby : No darling, not needed, By mistake I was sitting on the rear seat.

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    Pune is famous for placard & notices.
    One found inside the toilet.


    'please unlatch the door with right hand '

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    Few guys go to the band & DJ to crack a deal for playing music in the marriage ceremony.

    DJ : How long we will have to play the music?

    Guy :
    Play it till 4 to 5 drinks are over, there after guys can dance on the' genset noise 'also.

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  2. Tornado

    Tornado Superiore

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    Hubby : If I hit a Jackpot, what you will do?

    Wife : I will take half of the amount, and go to my mom's place forever, you also happy & me also.

    Hubby : I have hit a 20 Rs Jackpot, take these 10 Rs and move...
    --- Double Post Merged, Jun 7, 2015, Original Post Date: Jun 7, 2015 ---
    A foreigner had various spicy dishes such as Chicken Kolhapuri, Chicken Chettinad, etc..

    Next day, he came out of the toilet and said, "now I understand, why Indians use water instead of tissues, indeed paper can catch fire".

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