There is an old saying - "Hell is a place where the police are German; the chefs are English, the car mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians...." Citroen, Renault And Peugeot (C R A P). WSJ report on why French cannot make good luxury cars like Germans. Why the French Cannot Make Luxury Cars Like BMW, German automaker BMW posted higher-than-expected earnings for the first quarter fueled by higher sales. Do... Doubtful after Fluence and koleos, duster will be a hit..