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Discussion in 'Hangout' started by juanty, Aug 30, 2010.

  1. juanty

    juanty

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    6
    Ahmednagar
    "LOST YOUR CAT?
    TRY LOOKING UNDER MY TIRES...

    'DRIVE ITR LIKE U STOLE IT...!!
    JOKE FOR THE DAY
    A MAN IN A JAGUAR PASSED MINI THAT HD BROKEN DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD BEING A KINDLY DRIVER,HE
    STOPPED N FIXD A TOW ROPE N BEGAN TOWING,
    THEN
    A PROSCHE PASSED THEM AT HIGH SPEED
    JAGUAR DRIVER WAS NOT GOING TO BE OUT DONE BY PORSCHE ,SO ,FORGETTING THAT ABT MINI IN TOW ,SLAMED HIS FOOTDOWN AND BOTH WERE IN RACE .A SKODA AND ITS OCCUPANTS TRAILING WIDLY ABT THE END OF THE ROPETRYING TO ATTRACT THIER ATTENTION AND FAILING.
    A POLICE CAR SAW THEM AND GAVE CHASE,POLICE DRIVER RADIOED BACK TO HEADQUATER,'SERGE,U'LL NEVER BELIVETHIS,I'VE JUST SEEN PORSCHE AND JAGUAR NECK TO NECK DOING 150MPH--AND A BLOKE IN MINI FLASHING HIS LIGHT,BLOWING HIS HORN AND TRYING TO OVERTAKE THEM.. :lol:
    7 people like this.
  2. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    2,697
    Chandigarh
    Grande Punto 1.3
    :clap
    :lol:
    :evilsmile

    Great post juanty!
  3. Ashpalio

    Ashpalio Amatore

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    128
    Bangalore
    Bangalore
    Grande Punto 1.3
    3 hrs and I have not yet stopped laughing loudly!
  4. Very very funny,excellent joke...
  5. N Kiran

    N Kiran Staff Member Janitor

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    1,518
    Hyderabad
    I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

    I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.

    I'm only driving this way to piss you off.

    CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters!

    Save EARTH. Its the only planet with GIRLS / FIATS

    "I am not DRIVING fast, I am FLYING slow..."

    I know I drive slow but at least I'm in front of you! (on back); Hi, Its me again! (on front)

    Drive defensively, buy a tank (Fiat)

    I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.

    Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth
    3 people like this.
  6. Tony

    Tony Esperto

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    2,048
    Kalamboli, Navi Mumbai
    Kuwait
    Grande Punto 1.2
    Watch the Road, Not the CAR

    Dont Honk!!, Driver in deep sleep!!!
    1 person likes this.
  7. prakhar_lfc

    prakhar_lfc Superiore

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    607
    Bhubaneswar, Odisha, India
    Bhubaneswar, Odisha, India
    Linea T-Jet
    This suits Fiats perfectly!
  8. Mr.Boss

    Mr.Boss Amatore

    Long time back I had this on my Bike number plate and Car rear windscreen

    "Don't U have a better job than reading THIS?"

    "U" and "THIS" will be on bold fonts, and others in tiny letters.
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2013
  9. halfclutch

    halfclutch Amatore

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    194
    mumbai
    " The closer you come, the slower i drive" :)

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