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Discussion in 'Hangout' started by ramjn, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    Today I met my friend who had out of station for the past one 11/2 months. His car is Alto. I just asked him how is the car as it was unused and was lying in the garage.

    Friend: I was trying to clean my windscreen and pulled the wiper lever
    Sun :For cleaning:eek:
    Friend: "Yes. I pulled it and the lever is in my hand. It had broken"
    Sun: "Oh that is unfortunate. Rest of the things are fine?"
    Friend:"At least All 5 wheels are working"
    Sun: "Five wheels?" Which is the 5th wheel
    Friend: "steering wheel"

    ******Conversation continued

    Friend : "You know I didn't know how to replace a punctured tire"
    Sun :"I will explain you what to do"
    Friend:"But how do I know how whether it has properly fixed"?
    Sun: "Go for a drive after that if you reach home properly, then the work is proper"
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  2. naveen2cool

    naveen2cool Superiore

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    After buying my Punto , I pick up a friend of mine for car pool. He gets in

    Him: Nice Car Man.
    Me: Thanks
    Him: So what are the features this car has?
    Me: (knowing this guy is not into automibiles) It has everything
    Him: So, does it have AIRBAG SUSPENSION?
    Me: !!!!???? Yes, It has that !
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  3. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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  4. This PJ will make you faint:
    What are 5 Auto Rickshaws + 5 Auto Rickshaws?

    Volkswagen
    (Dus Auto) :)
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  5. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    When we were born our first Guru of knowledge is mother. Then comes father. Then comes our teachers and then finally comes Google.:D
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  6. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    Grande Punto 1.3
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  7. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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  8. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    Grande Punto 1.3
    Actual reason behind Northern Grid failure :D

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  9. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    Mathematics inside Jet(Not Tjet:D)
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    Does gravity has any effect on mathematics?
    I have ordered two veg sandwiches of 170 each and a Bhel(Rs. 130) in Jet airways and gave Rs. 500 to one of the two female sellers who were in hurry to sell as much as stuff before the flight getting landed in Banglore. She gave me Rs. 110.
    "How come this much", I asked
    "Sandwich coasts 170 and bhel is of 130.So 110 rupees balance.
    But why 110? I asked Again.
    Sssssir "Sandwich coasts ........." she repeated the same.
    I gave back the 100 rupees note gave a smile. By this time she got realized her mathematics and said "Thanks".
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  10. ramjn

    ramjn Staff Member Janitor

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    Linea 1.3
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2012
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