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Discussion in 'Hangout' started by ramjn, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. sine04

    sine04 Regolare

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    Mysore/Bangalore, Karnataka.
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    Only things missing are a little kumkum, flowers and aarthi. You say the car already came with "bells". :p ;)

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  2. Bala

    Bala Esperto

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    Election dates are anounced on various dates in April.
    It would have been more appropriate if it was on the 1st of April:(
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  3. sine04

    sine04 Regolare

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    Mysore/Bangalore, Karnataka.
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    A few years ago, while I was immersed in an F1 race, my uncle, who happens to be the joker in the family, arrived. He stopped by the TV and a couple of curious minutes of staring-at-the-screen later, he remarked, "Hey! What's this?? Almost all the drivers are South Indians!". This remark both startled and surprised me. I reluctantly peeled my eyes away from the screen and asked him who he meant. This was the reply I got- "M. Shyamachar, S. Vittal, H. Kovil Annan, K. Rakhi Annan, N. Karthikeyan, etc., etc..". :D

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  4. naruf1

    naruf1 Amatore

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    :evilsmile
  5. Himanshukumar

    Himanshukumar Amatore

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    To all my friends of all the sexes this is not to instigate a war of words on opposite sexes, this is just my dosage of laughter before I start my day and all of friends on this part of the world and for those on other side start your day with laughter. ������

    Shortest Joke :

    Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
    Patient : she's out of town.
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    Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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    No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
    (1) Mobile
    (2) Automobile
    (3) TV
    (4) Wife
    Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
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    Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
    It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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    Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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    It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins.
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    Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

    All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
    ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆! .������
    Q- You know why women love shoes? ��
    A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ��
    Q- Why can't Women Drive well? ��
    A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. ��
    Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺��
    A- There are no Shopping Centers.. ��
    Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
    A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. ��
    Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
    A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. ��
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    The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.��
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    BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS:

    After Accident, Driver Angrily said -
    I showed you the Headlights and told u let me go first.........
    Female Driver- I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No..
    Driver fainted ���� !!!
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    There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

    Some remain single and make wonders happen.
    Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
    Rest get married and wonder what happened=))����
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    Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument����
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    Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY?
    A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!��������ll
    Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it��
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  6. sine04

    sine04 Regolare

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    Mysore/Bangalore, Karnataka.
    Fiat Enthusiast
    While walking down the street one day a 'Member of Parliament' is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

    'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

    'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

    'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

    'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

    Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

    They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

    Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

    Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

    'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

    So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

    'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

    The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

    So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

    He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

    The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'

    The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning.. ....and....today you voted.'



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  7. asimpleson

    asimpleson Esperto

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    I know 10 facts about you :
    Fact 1: You are reading this.
    Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
    Fact 3: You just tried it.
    Fact 4: You're smiling.
    Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
    Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
    Fact 8: You just checked it.
    Fact 9: You're smiling again.
    Fact 10: You like this and you're going to like post or comment. :)
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  8. kailasmenon2000

    kailasmenon2000 Superiore

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    Fun.jpg :D :D
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  9. kailasmenon2000

    kailasmenon2000 Superiore

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  10. kailasmenon2000

    kailasmenon2000 Superiore

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    Hahahahaha

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