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Discussion in 'Hangout' started by ramjn, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. A Funny conversation happened between me and my wife in Express Avenue Mall, Chennai. A Mega Serial actress made her visit to the mall the same time we were there. She is kinda cute and I like her. In the food court, She had seated in the table next to my wife's. While carrying the food to our table I was looking at the actress all the way which my wife noticed. My wife then asked me

    Wife : Do you know how you were looking at her ?
    Me : Whats wrong in that ?
    Wife : Come on. You didnt take ur eyes off her when you were walking to our table.
    Me : So what ? Wouldn't you do the same if Actor Surya was sitting there ?
    Wife : Surya is different, she is different.
    Me : What is the big difference ? She acts in TV Serials, Surya acts in Advertisements and TV programmes ? Thats it. :clapping
    Wife : :hit :chair:
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  2. zenwalker

    zenwalker Esperto

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    future Twilight version? :confused
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    Damn boss :evil:
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    Clever librarian :D
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    Go African style ;)
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  3. varunrtr

    varunrtr Esperto

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    KL-01/ TO
    Grande Punto 1.3
    Copy pasting from Rajnikanth jokes page in facebook
    Δ Rajni is back:

    Rajinikant had died 20 yrs
    ago.death
    hasn't built up the courage to
    tell him yet¤

    Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him¤

    Rajinikant stared at the sun
    4 hours.The sun then
    blinked¤

    Rajinikant once entered a race,
    he came first, second & third¤

    Rajinikant once wrote a
    cheque, the bank bounced¤

    The missing piece of Apple Inc.
    logo was officially
    eaten by Rajinikant¤

    Once formula F1 race was
    conducted between
    rajnikanth and Michael
    Schumacher. Obviously Rajni
    won but schumacher fainted.

    REASON: RAJNI Won the race by keeping the vehicle
    in neutral¤

    Once dinosaurs borrowed
    money from Rajnikanth
    and refused to pay back.
    That was the last time ny1 saw dinosaurs¤

    The game of chess originally
    had a piece called
    "Rajinikant " It was
    later removed coz in 1 move,it
    could kill all pawns, knights,brooks, bishops, dethrone the king and get the
    Queen pregnant
    ¤

    Once rajnikanth hit a six and
    now that ball is called
    Pluto¤

    Once Rajinikant decided to race with time and the
    result is that time is still
    running¤

    Rajnikanth once taught a child
    how to play Counter
    Strike.That child went on to become Osama Bin
    Laden
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  4. Just got it from a page in facebook.. LOL..!!
    Girl 1: I am in love
    Girl2: who is he??
    Girl3: how does he look?
    Girl4: wat color?
    Girl5: how tall is he??
    Girl6: wat is he doing?
    Girl7: who r his frnds?
    Girl8: total wealth?
    After full inspection
    All Girls: Be careful he might be a
    bad
    guy.
    Girl1: OK.
    .
    .
    .
    Same situation
    Boy1: I am in love
    Boy2: Machi Treat
    Boy3: Machi Treat
    Boy4: Machi Treat
    Boy5: Machi Treat
    Boy6: Machi Treat
    Boy7: Machi Treat
    Boy8: Machi Treat....:D lol :p
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  5. Surya

    Surya Superiore

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    Namma Bengaluru
    Interview with a Mathematician; Accountant; Economist

    A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
    The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?"
    The mathematician replies "Four."
    The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says
    "Yes, four, exactly."
    Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
    Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?"
    The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"

    - - - Merged Post - - -

    Top ten reasons to tell if you were caught sleeping at the office.

    10. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
    9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
    8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.
    7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
    6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
    5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercies to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
    4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
    3. The coffee machine is broken.
    2. Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot.
    1. Amen.
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  6. Hyundai to launch i20 based sedan

    Source :

    I thought All their cars including i20 are based on Boats. Why this car alone they mention it is based on i20.
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  7. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    Goa
    Though Dezire was a flop in design the trend it created is catching like a fire. :evilsmile
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  8. linealover

    linealover Regolare

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    Madras

    a guy bought this sedan and went for a chennai-bangalore-chennai trip.

    chennai-bangalore..............2.45 hrs

    but bangalore-chennai ...........24.5 hrs

    someone got curious and asked why so much difference??

    he replied hare yarrrrrr

    forward has 6 gears but reverse only 1 gear........mey kiya karo..????

    curious guy gone comma then..........

    when he recovered from comma after 3 months .........

    doctor told that today petrol price is so and so

    you will only get 6 gas cylinders as subside

    very very important date today,it is 21-dec-2012 and world is still intact....

    the guy who made you comma has started a enthusiaistic forum....."HYUNDAI FORUM"

    he gone into comma forever...........
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2012
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  9. prakhar_lfc

    prakhar_lfc Superiore

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    Bhubaneswar, Odisha, India
    Bhubaneswar, Odisha, India
    Linea T-Jet
    Today, in my Maths tution, our sir was telling about the transverse axis of a hyperbola. Hearing the word "transverse", I couldn't control myself and started explaining the difference between a transversely mounted and longitudinally mounted engine.

    The reaction of everyone present there varied from ":confused:" to ":A" to ":punch" to ":chair:". One of my friends commented, "Bhai, tu phir shuru ho gaya!"

    I was like :mischievous
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  10. swgaan

    swgaan Amatore

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    MH-46
    Panvel, Maharashtra
    Grande Punto 1.3

    :evilsmile:lol that was too good...
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