1. Introducing the smashing new Team FIAT T-Shirt !! To order yours click here : Team FIAT T-Shirt

HUMOR - Ha hA Ha

Discussion in 'Hangout' started by NAREN64, Jul 13, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Lady : Dr. plz call my husband inside.
    Dr : Trust me, I am a Gentleman
    Lady : No Dr, Your Nurse is sitting outside and my Husband is not a Gentleman !
  2. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

    Messages:
    2,697
    Chandigarh
    Grande Punto 1.3
    @Pammu ji- :up Awesome write up. I am so ROFL. ::T

    :evilsmile Exactly what I was thinking.
  3. pammuluvcars

    pammuluvcars Regolare

    Messages:
    262
    IN
    thank u guys :) may be u cud put ur comments in my blog as well ::V
  4. FOREIGN ENGLISH - FUNNY INTERPRETED

    [1] IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE:
    IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

    [2] Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
    LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

    [3] Doctor's Office, Rome:
    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    [4] Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
    DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

    [5] In a Nairobi Restaurant:
    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

    [6] On the main road to Mombasa , leaving Nairobi:
    TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

    [7] On a Poster at Kencom:
    ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

    [8] In a City Restaurant:
    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

    [9] In a Cemetery:
    PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

    [10] Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
    GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

    [11] On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
    OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

    [12] In a Tokyo Bar:
    SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

    [13] Hotel, Yugoslavia:
    THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

    [14] Hotel, Japan:
    YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

    [15] In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
    YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

    [16] A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest :
    IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

    [17] Hotel, Zurich:
    BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

    [18] Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
    WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

    [19] Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
    WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)

    [20] A Laundry in Rome:
    LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

    [21] Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
    IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDEā€¦
  5. ansal11

    ansal11 Esperto

    Messages:
    1,373
    Noida
    TOP FUNNIEST SLEDGING IN CRICKET

    1. Rod Marsh and Ian Botham - Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him with: 'So how's your wife and my kids?' to which Botham shot back: 'The wife's fine, but the kids are retarded.'



    2. South Africa batsman Daryll Cullinan - and Aussie spin wizard Shane Warne: As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate him. 'Looks like you spent it eating,' Cullinan retorted.



    3. Robin Smith of England and Australian fast bowler Merv Hughes: Hughes said to Smith after he played and missed: 'You can't ******* bat'. Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: 'Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't ******* bat and you can't ******* bowl.'



    4. Merv Hughes and Pakistan's Javed Miandad: Javed called Hughes a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Hughes dismissed the Pakistan star: 'Tickets please', said Hughes as he ran past the departing batsman.



    5. England's James Ormond had just come out to bat and was greeted by Australia's Mark Waugh : Waugh from the slips: 'What are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England.' Ormond: 'Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family.'



    6. Warne and Sri Lanka skipper Arjuna Ranatunga : Wicket-keeper Ian Healy believed he knew a way of tempting the portly Ranatunga out of his crease - 'Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it.'



    7. Sunil Gavaskar of India and West Indies' Viv Richards: Gavaskar, normally an opener, had decided to bat at number four, but Malcolm Marshall dismissed Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for Gavaskar to walk in at 0-2. Richards said: 'Man, it don't matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero.'



    8. Viv Richards and England fast bowler Greg Thomas: Thomas: (Describing the ball) 'It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering.' Richards: (Having smacked said ball out of the ground) 'You know what it looks like, now you go and find it.'



    9. England captain Douglas Jardine and Australian counterpart Bill Woodfull during the notorious Bodyline series: After Jardine complained that one of the Australian players called him a b******. Woodfull turned to his team, pointed to Jardine and asked: 'Which one of you b******* called this b****** a b******?'
  6. royj

    royj Esperto

    Messages:
    1,306
    Trivandrum
    Wow ansal11!! those were some classics we enjoyed during our high school days.
    You brought those memories back. :drinks
  7. I guess its worth sharing ::D

    [attachment=0:vg57d4vl]182287_496673745753_642890753_6748143_5431214_n.jpg[/attachment:vg57d4vl]

    182287_496673745753_642890753_6748143_5431214_n.jpg
  8. :evilsmile :evilsmile

    [attachment=0:5upwdm7u]182612_485518483413_538598413_5904011_2125043_n.jpg[/attachment:5upwdm7u]

    182612_485518483413_538598413_5904011_2125043_n.jpg
  9. ansal11

    ansal11 Esperto

    Messages:
    1,373
    Noida
    :evilsmile Shows what the small kids are upto these days. Rofl
  10. shashanknathani

    shashanknathani Superiore

    Messages:
    993
    Pune

    This is not these days... the paper is of 2006.... Imagine India now 2011... :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page