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Discussion in 'Hangout' started by NAREN64, Jul 13, 2010.

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  1. aaha. Even I had tears in my eyes after reading the entire thread! :D
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    Arakkonam
    He forgot to fill her up.

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    Double U Tee Eff :A .

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    Drinking wrong side up.

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    Best thread I have ever read. Skoda Laura and Vertical hanky panky ::OO
    I suggest other people not to do Hanky-Panky in car that too in city.
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    You mean doing hanky panky in car other than CITY is ok? :evilsmile
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    kaps, I meant don't do hanky panky within city limits.
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    I know Vijay, it was just a joke from my side :)
  10. "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class.

    "NO!" the children all answered.
    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept every thing neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

    Again, the answer was, "NO!"
    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?", I asked them again.

    Again, they all answered, "NO!"
    "Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
    A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

    *********************************************************************************************************

    A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
    Doctor: "What happened?"
    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, Just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
    Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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