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  1. Tony

    Tony Esperto

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    Thanks Bnzjon, i have another one, but will post in couple of days!!!
  2. Draupadi lived alone with 5 men.
    Goutam Budha din't listen to his mother and went out.
    Pinocchio was a liar.
    Robinhood was a thief.
    Tarzan walked without clothes.

    Our parents raised us with these stories and people complain our generation.
  3. Nowadays 80 percent of women are against marriage as they have wizened to the fact that - for 200 grams sausage it is not worth buying the entire pig !
  4. If condoms were to be used by different brand names :

    Nokia - Connecting people
    Pepsodent - Raat bhar dhishum dhisum
    Colgate - ye hai hamara suraksha chakra
    Moov - Ah se aha tak
    Mirinda - Zor ka Jhatka dheere se lage
    Godrej - Kaato, Kholo, lagalo
    MRF - Extra rubber, extra Mileage
    Tata SKY - Iso laga dala tho life junga lala

    (mods - you may delete the post if the joke is inappropriate for the forum)
  5. linealover

    linealover Regolare

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    hey

    our college chairman- jeppiar

    well known for his speech in college function Dias

    once he said"I have two daughters both are girls"

    he came late to attend the sports meet,once he arrived he apologies that

    "sorry friends iam late because my car hit a mutton on road"

    instead of goat.......he mean that....ha...ha
  6. Tony

    Tony Esperto

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    hahahahahahah, Might be a Mallu
  7. linealover

    linealover Regolare

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    jeppiar english.......oxford unversity came to jeppiar for some grammer clarification

    The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning girl with specs).

    # To a boy, angrily : --------------------- * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

    # Giving a punishment : ----------------------- * You, rotate the ground four times... * You, go and under-stand the tree... *

    You three of you, stand together separately. * Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

    # Sir at his best : ------------------- Sir had once gone for a movie with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of his students at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre" Inside the Class : ------------------ *
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    linealover Regolare

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    During Sathyabama college day 2001 - "This college strict u the worry no ... u get good marks, i the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry i enjoy"
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    linealover Regolare

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    * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

    * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

    * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor * You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )

    * Both of u three, get out of the class.

    * Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today ... *
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    linealover Regolare

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    just search in wikipedia............they quote him as English educationlist
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