Kamran Akmal is such a bad wicket keeper, he can't even catch a flu. Not even if he stood naked in sub zero temperatures in Siberia! What do Kamran Akmal and Michael Jackson have in common? Both wear gloves for no apparent reason. In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal! Kamran Akmal is every robber's dream, because he will never be able to catch them. Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus! Maybe Kamran Akmal would have been a better wicket keeper if his hands were as big as his teeth. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind Ross Taylor, there is Kamran Akmal. Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him. What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through easily. Its time to drop Kamran Akmal, just so he knows how the ball feels. If Kamran Akmal was a South American footballer, his mistakes would have cost him his life by now. It's Ross Taylor's birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them. Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be required to use his hands to catch the ball. Why do parents trust their daughters with Kamran Akmal? Because they know he will always drop them home. Ever wondered how the third best wicket keeper in the Akmal family is the first choice wicket keeper in the country? If a movie were to be made starring Kamran Akmal, it title would be "The one who dropped the ball". What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping! Because he's always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches him. "Kamran Akmal could be a good brand ambassador for Save Water campaign..........'Every drop counts'! Kamran Akmal thinks that the meaning of 'wicket keeping' is to KEEP the opponent's wickets safe." "Kamran Akmal is so immune. He didn't even catch fever!" "If Ross Taylor was on Twitter, he would have set his background picture of Kamran Akmal" "I hope that Kamran Akmal's wife doesn't let him hold their babies." "The US administration will be happy to know that Raymond Davis is no longer the most hated man in Pakistan...Kamran Akmal has replaced him." "If there is an award for generosity to the opposition in cricket, Kamran Akmal would take the award this year for the 2nd year in a row!" "By all means Kamran Akmal is the most consistent wicket keeper in the world when you talk about dropping catches." "Kamran Akmal's proposed autobiography tentatively titled 'Drop dead gorgeous: my life and the leaks behind the wicket'." "Kamran Akmal has been nominated the most fierce player as he has ended the most cricket careers e.g Danish Kaneria and now Shoaib Akhtar."