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  1. Cubbie

    Cubbie Superiore

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    Why does needle of a Magnetic Compass point North?
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    Because RAJNIKANTH lives in the South & no one can point at him !!! ::V
  2. Tony

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    :evilsmile :shocked :evilsmile

  3. pappu cant dance sala.... :evilsmile :shocked superbbbbbbbbbbbb :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile
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    Presenting you guys the iTruck.

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    ::OO How did that apple logo come in there ::V
  6. Tony

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    Security is mostly a superstition.
    It does not exist in nature nor do the children of man as a whole experience it.
    Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure.
    Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. :lol: :lol:

    Enjoy the Drive :car
  7. Read these in today's TOI on the sidelines of India-Pak worldcup 2011. Enjoy !

    Afridi : God, please help us beat India at Mohali
    God : Sorry ! I'm opening the batting for India

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    Afridi : We won't let Sachin score his 100th ton
    Misbah : But how will we stop him ?
    Afridi : We'll bat first and get all out for less than 100 !!!!
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    o 22ji too hilarious.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    jamaai ruhaani video hai ye...............looks like whole village is suffering from same panic attacks.....

    its not stopping. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    can put this fella in some yoga aerobic school....as a faculty ofkors...
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  9. Tony

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile :lol: :lol: :lol: CONTROL NAHI HOOTHA BHAI :lol: :lol: :lol:
  10. Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu :

    1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

    2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

    3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

    4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

    5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

    6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

    7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

    8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

    9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

    10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

    11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.

    12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

    13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

    14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a bar!

    15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

    16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

    17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

    18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

    19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

    20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

    21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

    22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

    23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

    24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

    25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

    26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

    27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

    28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

    29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

    30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
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