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  1. Tony

    Tony Esperto

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    When the Snake is alive, the Snake eats Ants.
    When the Snake is dead, Ants eat the Snake.
    Time can turn at any time.
    Don't neglect anyone in your life........ ...

    A baby mosquito came back after flying the first time.
    His dad asked him "How do you feel?"
    He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"
    Now that’s what is called “Positive Attitude”
  2. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    Oye Dilip, this is a scale model yaar!! :boxer

    This isn't real, its a scale model of the M9 Beretta pistol. I have a 1:1 model of a double barrel shotgun as well. Besides a number of cars and bikes' scale model.
  3. Dilip_dmk

    Dilip_dmk Superiore

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    As if I didnt know !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. royj

    royj Esperto

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    Where you at the receiving end at any time :lol:
    BTW Dilip, your avatar pic reminds me of Master Shi Fu of Kungfu Panda ::D
  5. Dilip_dmk

    Dilip_dmk Superiore

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    lol .... nyc observation ..

    Nw dnt start callin me PO ...
  6. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    You know but what about others browsing this thread. ::V
  7. Mallu Interview

    A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "Not This Woman." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
    So he told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."

    The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:

    "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."

    The Manager fainted.....
  8. When the fuel prices are raised for the umpteenth time in a quarter, everyone in the community is crying (for obvious reasons), barring a Sardarji who is not at all bothered.

    When asked by the people, Paaji says: "Oye Saanu koi farak naiyo penda, pehle vi 100 rupaiye da petrol pavande si, hun bi oyio pavange" :(It doesnt affect me, I used to get Rs.100 petrol earleir also now also will continue the same.)

    Somebody teach paaji unitary method
  9. Kerala version of The Hotel California

    On the road to Trivandrum
    Coconut oil in my hair
    Warm smell of avial
    Rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a bright pink tube-light
    My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
    I had to stop for a bite
    There he stood in the doorway
    Flicked his mundu in style
    And I was thinking to myself
    I don't like the look of his sinister smile
    Then he lit up a petromax
    Muttering "No power today"
    More Mallus down the corridor
    I thought I heard them say
    Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Such a lousy place,
    Such a lousy place (background)
    Such a sad disgrace,
    Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Any time of year
    Any time of year (background)
    It's infested here
    It's infested here
    His finger's stuck up his nostril
    He's got a big, thick mustache
    He makes an ugly, ugly noise
    But that's just his laugh

    Buxom girls clad in pavada
    Eating banana chips
    Some roll their eyes, and
    Some roll their hips
    I said to the manager
    My room's full of mice
    He said,
    Don't worry, saar,I sending you
    meen karri, brandy and ice
    And still those voices were crying from far away
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them pray
    > Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Such a lousy place,
    Such a lousy place (background)
    Such a sad disgrace
    Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    It is no surprise
    It is no surprise (background)
    That it swarms with flies

    The blind man was pouring
    Stale sambar on rice
    And he said
    We are all just actors here
    In Silk Smitha-disguise
    And in the dining chamber
    We gathered for the feast
    We stab it with our steely knives
    But we just can't cut that beef
    Last thing I remember
    I was writhing on the floor
    That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
    I am sure
    Relax, said the watchman
    This enema will make you well
    And his friends laughed as they held me down
    God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
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