Discussion in 'Hangout' started by NAREN64, Jul 13, 2010.
:lol: :lol: sure the i10 is driven by lady :lol: :lol:
Man - you're spot on. I found her today again in the parking lot.
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An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.
Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike,
Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag,
But is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the
Story,"says the owner. ::OO
The Indian gives the man twelve dollars.
"I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story." :lol:
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat,
He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys
And sewers and begin following him down the street.
This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster.
But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind
Him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.
He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see
That the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still
Squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. :A
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay
And throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he
Can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay
After it, and are all drowned. ::V
The man walks back to the curio shop
"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the
"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a
a statue of an Indian politician in bronze!! :evilsmile
Man to Doctor : (very sadly) every nite my wife goes to Pub and sleep with anyone who proposes her.
Doctor : Relax, calm down, take a deep breath and now tell me "which pub" ?
So,Teky,is this the story behind your Swift Dezire????,so,I finally got the answer for the million dollor question.
This mail appeared in my Junk folder. Looks like it is translated using some translation software, without human intervention. Appeared humorous to me.
Household appliance always appears switch frequency. High-low frequency voltage at day and night, current block in long use time and eating appliance. In view of this situation, we design new type of product. compose of height high-frequency and low frequency network filtering in line network respectively, throw overall portfolio, have improved significantly on the energy, input power, in our current, energy efficiency, power factor and other performance indicators of air conditioner, refridgerator; Control the inrush current and pulse voltage and high-low-frequency harmonic because of starting household appliances frequently; So that stable the high and low voltage and current in different size relatively, to achieve the purpose of energy saving, environmental protection, and protecting appliance.
Added: Schematic energy saving
Instant surjse current infiltration stable power supply voltage.
He suitable power is large.
It is not only energy-saving environmentprotection but also ensure safety of appliance
It is must for amily in all seasons.
C. Product Functions
a)To improve power quality of appliances,increase the capacity of electricity.
b)Impact line coke,mailntain current flow.
c)Lower line temperature,reduce-elecricity waste.
d)Protect house hold appliances,extend life.
e)Save energy automatically and lasting,long time good effect.
D. Installation method
a)Will be inserted the energy saver in the more using electrical appliances of power lines,socket,after inserting,do not often pull out the energy saver so as not to affect eefective time.
b)General house hold use only one,large family can use two.
c)Comprehensive places can use a number of parallel.
E. Technical parameters
b)Power : 25000W
d)Energy saving efficieny;10%-35%
Video: how to move parked cars :mrgreen: : :evilsmile
http://www.topgear.com/india/car-news/v ... /itemid-50
- - - Before Marriage - - -
Boy- Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl- Do you want me to leave?
Boy- NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl- Do you love me?
Boy- Of course! Over and over!
Girl- Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy- NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl- Will you kiss me?
Boy- Every chance I get!
Girl- Will you hit me?
Boy- Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl- Can I trust you?
- - - After marriage - - -
Read from bottom to top!!!
Drive with Pride :car
Presenting to you Mr.Paddleshifter ..................
See that tiny thingy in his hand ,, its loaded ,, Think thousand tyms before posting anything against him ...
Benifit - If any maruti hyundai honda walas harass u , u know whom to call ... ....
:evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile :lol: :lol:
I need to be :redcar :car Someone is gonna :hit me .... :steering
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