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  1. Tony

    Tony Esperto

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    A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars. The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.

    The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"

    The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"

    The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?"

    Again the Sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.

    The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Sardar "Just where the hell are you from?"

    The Sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  2. save fuel else one day v will hav MotoGP like this..... ::D ::OO :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile

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  3. Tony

    Tony Esperto

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    :evilsmile :evilsmile :evilsmile
  4. royj

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    :lol Vivek, where did you find this.. :lol:
  5. i am not a mallu. haha. interesting read that my friend posted in facebook

    1.I am not a Mallu I am a Malayali
    2.Shakeela is not from my state
    3.Sreesanth is from my state,but I hate him.
    4.My mother tongue is not Tamil.
    5.I may like Rajnikanth or Shah Rukh Khan.....but I always prefer Mohanlal
    6.I love cricket...but I love footb...all more
    7.I am an Indian....yes Sachin is God.....
    8.All my uncles are not in Dubai...
    9.I am not always a Nair
    10.I am an alcoholic,unless I am gay impotent or just plainly scared of mom.
    11.I may or may not be Marxist,but essentially a socialist
    12.I may not laugh at your joke...no offenses..blame it on Jagathy Sreekumar..I have already heard them.
    13.You may not laugh at my joke...no offenses...blame it on Sreenivasan...you would not understand.
    14.I am a non vegetarian.....and Yes I eat beef
    15.If you find me and another malayali shouting at each other animatedly at the top of our voices calling each other names...never bother we are just having a healthy discussion on Mammootty and Mohanlal.
    16.When I was a student....I never bunked...we just called a strike...
    17.Yes I use a lungi....and play football wearing it.....now you can't beat that.
    18.I don't understand Kadhakali.......
    19.I don't like you much,I may look down upon you...can't help it....that is how we are made....
    20.When you are talking to me....never mention Poland....again blame it on Sreenivasan..you wouldn't understand.
  6. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    Don't know whether this belongs to the Ha Ha Ha section or not but saw this T-Shirt once in Chandigarh about 2 years back. :)
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  7. teky

    teky Esperto

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    So did you buy it?



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  8. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    Oops. Forgot to add the most important detail.



    My Facebook album has this photo and I gave a disclaimer below the photo before I added it so that nobody gets any funny ideas. :) :lol:

    And I don't want to end up in the caption contest of The Tribune.
  9. Dilip_dmk

    Dilip_dmk Superiore

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    ^^^ lmao ... rofl .... lol .....

    Dat tshirt suits u !!!!! Wat abt a hair-cut to compliment the tshirt ...



    Dlp_dmk
  10. PaddleShifter

    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    :lol: :evilsmile
    lol. This guy seems to be fed up of Bachelorhood and is looking for the girl of his life. Comments from FCB guys specially awaited on this one as this is a Zen Estilo.

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