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  1. Sam has been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there's a big, bearded man standing there.

    "Name's Lars ...Your neighbor from forty miles away....Having a birthday party Friday ... Thought you might like to come. About 5...

    "Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

    As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some drinkin'."

    "Not a problem... after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of em."

    Again, as he starts to leave, Lars stops. "More'n'likely gonna be some fightin' too."

    Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

    Once again Lars turns from the door. "I've seen some wild s#x at these parties, too."

    "Now that's really not a problem," says Sam. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I bring?"

    Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us".
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    kaps Superiore

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  3. This is EPIC! :lol :lol

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  4. Tony

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    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?" (Mustard OIL)
    The clerk says "you a Sardar?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
    If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
    Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did
    you say I am a Sardar?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Liquor Store." :drinks :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    PaddleShifter Staff Member Janitor

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    :evilsmile :lol:
  6. pammuluvcars

    pammuluvcars Regolare

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    What is so much to laugh on that?
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    teky Esperto

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    They have failed in a copy paste operation.


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  9. Tony

    Tony Esperto

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    ::OO Hummer and Chevorlet have given second life :mrgreen:
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    Dilip_dmk Superiore

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