Discussion in 'Hangout' started by NAREN64, Jul 13, 2010.
:drinks :drinks :clap :sadblue :dancing :dancing At the right place :car
In Church, a Gay asked the priest : "Father, is homosexuality against christianity ? "
PRIEST : "My Child, God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve"
A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home you watch TV
but when you go out you take your MOBILE
When you have no money, you sell the TV and
when you have got money you change your MOBILE
Sometimes you enjoy TV
But most of the time you play with your MOBILE
TV is free for life
but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
TV has a remote
MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen)
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)
TVs don't have viruses
but MOBILEs often do.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :drinks
::OO Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,Pakde Gaye to khana free. :A
:dance Seen outside a caretakers shop in Mahim, Mumbai:
When you drop dead......drop in! :devil
::OO Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Mumbai:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! :lol:
:wow Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative,More the success, more the relatives. :boxer
Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai:
We need your heads to run our business. :hit
:car A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be old..... :redcar
:clapping Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.' - Indian Army. – :helmet
Watch out for Seniors with time on their hands---
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “a** hole”.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So, Mary called him a “shit head”.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then, he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, The more tickets he wrote.
Just then, our bus arrived, and we got on it went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age!
Senior Citizens are the leading carriers of Aids -
To all of you approaching 50 or who have REACHED 50 and past, this is especially for you...
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
MOST OF ALL, FINANCIAL AID TO THEIR CHILDREN!
Not forgetting HIV (Hair Is Vanishing)
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. ::T
One was a Sardar, one was Jewish, and one was Italian.
The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?"
The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again,
the chief thanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardar arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question.
He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" :A
The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow." :car
When the Sardar arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview?"
Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job :dancing , and I'm already investigating a murder."
Separate names with a comma.