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Discussion in 'Hangout' started by rakesh8051, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    Background: It seems that my order for a sil protection plate had become like a ram's(punto) search for Sita(sil protection plate). Always getting a message that out of stock.

    Sita is in Lanka(Fiat India). Ram had gone to sea shore(Tata dealer). Saw sugreev,Jambavan,angath and lot of vanar soldiers. But nobody is able to jump the sea and reach lanka.Where is Hanuman. I am not able to see him here.
    "Hey King of Lanka, Should I send a peace messenger Angad(email) to avoid a battle? It is almost one month that my car is seeking his his beloved".:mad:
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  2. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    Q. What is always in stock at TASS/dealership
    A: The reply "It is out of stock"
    (Courtsy to Fiat marketing and advertisement thread :D)
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  3. mayank

    mayank Amatore

    Saw this one in the last page of today's 'dainik bhaskar" newspaper :D
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  4. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    Probably he want to escape from giving dowry to his one daughter. Groom will ask for a honda city and he will say. I am giving you Audi and groom will be happy.*
    I don't know how the last two will live in same house?

    (* Giving and taking dowry is illegal. Just used it for humour)
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  5. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    Here is the difference between Fiat and other cars in india.:D

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  6. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    These days because of the court order I am using my Alto more than Punto expecting a stay from court. So I am more in to Japanese mode than European mode of driving.What hell is this to do with the title of this thread.Wait...

    After reading various post about driving habits of Tfians I also decided to flash light(to greet each other) whenever meet a punto/Linea on road. Yesterday I took my punto to dealer and on the way I say a punto approaching from another side. I was happy and wanted to greet him. So got ready for flash as he was approaching. When he was about to see me I pulled the lever. Instead of flash the water got sprayed on my screen . The opposite punto might have thought what kind of a gesture is this. :confused:
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  7. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    My son was hungry today and I made few smilies for him. When I saw them on the plate I got surprised. They were not identical. See below

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    I asked "what happened to the last one?"
    They told "We went for a test drive. we four of them driven punto and he (last one) entered in to a Hyundai showroom"
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  8. sungoa2010

    sungoa2010

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    When you enter Fiat for a drive, desire for drive also occupy along with you
    When you enter a Dejire for a drive, dejire to drive escape through co passenger door:D
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  9. BoseSuman

    BoseSuman Superiore

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    Sun, really funny one, too good. :D
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  10. too good...keep the humour flowing!!!
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