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Discussion in 'Hangout' started by rakesh8051, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
    Just follow another Fiat car around.

    What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
    You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

    When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
    When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.

    Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
    They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.

    What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
    The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.

    How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
    Push it over a cliff./

    A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap
    for my Fiat."
    The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

    How do you make a Fiat go faster?
    Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.

    What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
    A miracle.

    What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop?
    Science fiction.

    What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop?
    A funny place to build a Fiat factory.

    FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
    FIAT - Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights
    FIAT - Fine If Abarth Tuned

    Why fiat drivers do not greet each other in the afternoon?
    Because they already met each other in the morning at the dealers garage....

    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

    The Italian Customs agent stops them and says, "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."

    "What do you mean it's illegal?" ask the Englishmen.

    "Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.

    "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."

    "You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

    The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over—I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

    "Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

    Everyone add some more silly car jokes if u come across any... Tc

    Source : PUG

  2. sungoa2010


    It was 12 : 15 PM, as I had almost burned all the carbohydrates that I have consumed in the morning as the day was hectic. Desperately at the need of a second top up. I was trying to finish the works that I have started. Almost over and when was about to shut down my laptop and stopped the effort by getting interrupted by the ring of mobile phone.
    Am I speaking to ........."
    Started talking in konkani. But I could only understand that he is from Maruti.
    "Can you speak in Hindi or Enhlish"
    "I am Mr...... calling from Maruti...... You met me in check up camp and had a test drive of Swift. Have you decided"
    " Oh No No. I am using a Punto and also I am using an Alto. Alto is old and I thought that time of exchanging the alto, but now dropped the plan as my wife didn't want it"
    He didn't speak for some time. I was about to cut the phone
    "Sirrrrrr" his voice again penetrated my year drums
    "yes" I had no idea what he is going to talk
    "Sir if you change your decision please call us" I smiled without even thinking that he won't be able to see it. Then he again started

    "Sir, If you want.......you.... can exchange your Punto with... Dezire....I mean new Dezire" :mad::uh:firey:sad1:cry:

    My God. What I have done in my last birth to here this. I didn't know at that moment whether to cry or shout. Blood from all part of my body had climbed up passing all twists and turns like a marathon of 1000 Lineas and 90 HPs. I was about to explode. With grace of god those Lineas' and 90Hps' wonderful brakes saved me from an explosion.
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  3. Nithrath

    Nithrath Amatore

    Does he really mean it? What happened to Maruthi yaar!!!! He must be winking saying this to you ;)
  4. sungoa2010


    He was really serious. One thing that has to be appreciated is that even with their huge sails they are still trying hard to pull customers.
  5. ENKI

    ENKI Esperto

    I almost lost memory on this one:lol
    Last edited: Apr 9, 2012
  6. prakhar_lfc

    prakhar_lfc Superiore

    Bhubaneswar, Odisha, India
    Bhubaneswar, Odisha, India
    Linea T-Jet
    That poor sales guy must be a new recruit, who has to fulfill some target :p
  7. Ganges

    Ganges Esperto

    Driver Seat _/
    Grande Punto 1.3
    NO comments please.. ::D

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  8. sungoa2010


    Which bird sanctuary is this?
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  9. ramjn

    ramjn Staff Member Janitor

    Linea 1.3
    This has to be moved to Non-Fiat Humour :D.
  10. Rituraj

    Rituraj Regolare

    Jorhat, Assam
    My mom to an aunt - "We have got a new car, a Fiat Punto"
    Aunt "Why another Fiat?"

    P.S Our earlier car was a Premier Padmini :A
    Last edited: Apr 18, 2012
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